After a lot of careful deliberation, as well as consultation with someone's who opinion I trust, have decided to let the Epilogue to The Prom Fart die in obscurity. My original thought on the matter was to call my mentor and inspiration for writing the story, Herman Raucher, to ask his advice, but unfortunately, Mr. Raucher has since passed away at the age of 95. That being the case, and, to honor his memory, I made the decision to omit the epilogue from the book since I feel in my heart that would have been his advice to me, to not blemish an otherwise magnificent work of art with such a dismal ending, and I agree.

So there you have it, the decision has been made.